yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.