I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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