I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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