K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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