If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I want her autograph on my taint
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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