is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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