glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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