Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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