This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I could fuck to npr.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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