your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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