Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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