Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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