I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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