Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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