I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she looked like the before picture.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Randomize
