Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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