wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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