OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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