Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
where are you?
Hypothermia
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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