Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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