I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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