If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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