They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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