ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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