are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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