Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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