i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
