happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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