i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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