Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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