i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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