i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Drunk is not a location!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
