My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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