Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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