We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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