You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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