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He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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