I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i barfeds in our rink
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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