I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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