Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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