Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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