On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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