You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
