There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize