...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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