She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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my poor anus
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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