if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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