we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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