oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
...so i touched it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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