You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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