she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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