No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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