are you still at the devil's house?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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