PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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