Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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