what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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