So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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